That's right, I said it. Here's the rundown:
Super Bowl LIV
- Facing 3rd and 18 while trailing by 10 in 4th Q, flagrant hold on Nick Bosa is not called; Tyreek Hill catches long pass that turns tide of game.
Chiefs win with a giant assist from the zebras.
Super Bowl LV
- Chiefs dominated by Bucs and lost a lot like they did to the Eagles in Super Bowl LIX.
Super Bowl LVII
- Chiefs need phantom defensive holding call against Eagles on last drive of game, to convert on 4th down and have opportunity to score game winning points in 3pt win.
Chiefs win with a giant assist from the zebras.
Super Bowl LVIII
- Dre Greenlaw - who is shutting down Travis Kelce - tears achilles running on to field, Niners lose RG and are forced to play rookie who makes multiple mistakes, and Chiefs eke out 3pt win in OT.
Chiefs win by taking advantage of a fluke injury to the Niners' most important player on Defense, and a key OL injury to opponent.
Super Bowl LIX
- Eagles dominate Chiefs.
These Mahomes Chiefs would just be the Bills or Vikings without uncommon good fortune visiting them in their three Super Bowl wins, and they were trucked in the other two anyway.
My Chiefs fan friend wanted me to pick a game winner. I said I have no idea what is going to happen, so I'm not making any predictions. I said, the Chiefs have a Rabbit's Foot up their ass, so until that changes, I'm not making any predictions with them. The Eagles appear to have forcibly removed that Rabbit's Foot.
Super Bowl LIV
- Facing 3rd and 18 while trailing by 10 in 4th Q, flagrant hold on Nick Bosa is not called; Tyreek Hill catches long pass that turns tide of game.
Chiefs win with a giant assist from the zebras.
Super Bowl LV
- Chiefs dominated by Bucs and lost a lot like they did to the Eagles in Super Bowl LIX.
Super Bowl LVII
- Chiefs need phantom defensive holding call against Eagles on last drive of game, to convert on 4th down and have opportunity to score game winning points in 3pt win.
Chiefs win with a giant assist from the zebras.
Super Bowl LVIII
- Dre Greenlaw - who is shutting down Travis Kelce - tears achilles running on to field, Niners lose RG and are forced to play rookie who makes multiple mistakes, and Chiefs eke out 3pt win in OT.
Chiefs win by taking advantage of a fluke injury to the Niners' most important player on Defense, and a key OL injury to opponent.
Super Bowl LIX
- Eagles dominate Chiefs.
These Mahomes Chiefs would just be the Bills or Vikings without uncommon good fortune visiting them in their three Super Bowl wins, and they were trucked in the other two anyway.
My Chiefs fan friend wanted me to pick a game winner. I said I have no idea what is going to happen, so I'm not making any predictions. I said, the Chiefs have a Rabbit's Foot up their ass, so until that changes, I'm not making any predictions with them. The Eagles appear to have forcibly removed that Rabbit's Foot.
