…with apologies to K. Dot
(Whispers) Psst…I see dead Oski
Trader Joe got the food, ho
Ayy, Trader Jo got the food, ho
Larry and Sergei started Google
First server still on campus, come an take a look bro
When you not watchin’ TV to see Rachel Maddow
What’s up with these jabroni-ass weenies tryna keep the axe?
Y’all cna hate me but it’s ours an’ that’s a fact
How many ops you really got? I mean, it’s too many options
I’m finna pass on this vax like I’m Aaron Rodgers
Who say he went to Butte CC when TV watchin’
Sometimes I gotta pop out and show weenies
Certified boogeyman, I’m bigger than yo’ Campanile
Our kicker won two games, he’s Emmet Kenney
Walk yours down, whole time, I know he got a loss in him
Lost to Pitt, nervous shit, loss to NC State on him
Say mascot Oski, why you walk around like that?
Stupid-ass grin with yo’ hands behind yo’ back
Even if you win the game, y’all know we the best
Without us, y’all would be in the Mountain West
Y’all got a new Chancellor, name of Rich Lyons
Didn’t get the job first time, but he kept tryin’
I ain't sayin’ nothin’ bout him or his spouse
You gotta ask them bout that night at Free House
And John Yoo a weird case, why is he around?
Named chair tenured prof or war criminal?
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Tree, **** 'em up
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I'ma do my stuff
Why you tryna pass the bar? Ain’t you tired?
Tryna remember your law deans— probably John Dwyer
Cal not like us, Cal not like us, Cal not like us
Cal not like us, Cal not like us, Cal not like us
(Whispers) Psst…I see dead Oski
Trader Joe got the food, ho
Ayy, Trader Jo got the food, ho
Larry and Sergei started Google
First server still on campus, come an take a look bro
When you not watchin’ TV to see Rachel Maddow
What’s up with these jabroni-ass weenies tryna keep the axe?
Y’all cna hate me but it’s ours an’ that’s a fact
How many ops you really got? I mean, it’s too many options
I’m finna pass on this vax like I’m Aaron Rodgers
Who say he went to Butte CC when TV watchin’
Sometimes I gotta pop out and show weenies
Certified boogeyman, I’m bigger than yo’ Campanile
Our kicker won two games, he’s Emmet Kenney
Walk yours down, whole time, I know he got a loss in him
Lost to Pitt, nervous shit, loss to NC State on him
Say mascot Oski, why you walk around like that?
Stupid-ass grin with yo’ hands behind yo’ back
Even if you win the game, y’all know we the best
Without us, y’all would be in the Mountain West
Y’all got a new Chancellor, name of Rich Lyons
Didn’t get the job first time, but he kept tryin’
I ain't sayin’ nothin’ bout him or his spouse
You gotta ask them bout that night at Free House
And John Yoo a weird case, why is he around?
Named chair tenured prof or war criminal?
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Tree, **** 'em up
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I'ma do my stuff
Why you tryna pass the bar? Ain’t you tired?
Tryna remember your law deans— probably John Dwyer
Cal not like us, Cal not like us, Cal not like us
Cal not like us, Cal not like us, Cal not like us
